The only thing that could make this dance recital by a duckling Natalie Portman at Stagedoor Manor theater camp (the same Borscht Belt conservatory that produced Robert Downey Jr., Zach Braff and Lea Michelle) more entertaining is if her legs had violently snapped backwards and she sprouted a pair of bloody wings. Sorry — did I say "more entertaining?" I just meant to say, "entertaining." [Natalie appears at 2:30.]

[ via EW]