Hey look! It's Bigfoot! No it's not. It's obviously some dude in a gorilla suit. But, nice try, Thomas Bryers of North Carolina.

According to YouTube caption, Bryers saw the bigfoot on March 22nd: "It came from out of the field from the direction of the creek and we later took photos of feet prints in a freshly plowed field. I jumped from the truck and took this video of it as it crossed the road in front of us." And for some reason the camera was completely out of focus and only had enough batteries for five seconds of filming.

Time was, you used to get a nice, long shot of fake Bigfoot. Now it's a measly five seconds? We can't take a minute out of our day, even for monsters. [Daily Mail via The Awl]