Regular haircuts not good enough for your toddler? Does your unemployed, penniless, pooping child refuse to enter any salon that does not feature "trendy designer haircuts, hair styling (think spray-on hair color and hair tinsel) and kiddo-friendly beauty services, including funky nail design and glitter tattoos"?

Los Angeles has just the place for you to dump that stuck-up little offspring of yours while you go out and do drugs as part of your generally dissolute lifestyle: La La Ling salon, where kids get spoiled, haircut-style.

As a mother of three children (all under the age of 9), Chan said she launched the salon because, "I have yet to find the one place in L.A. that could give all three kids great haircuts in a fun, cool salon that was kid-friendly. My oldest son likes a rock 'n' roll shag, my younger son likes a punk faux-hawk and my daughter wants the long, princess-pretty haircut."

When I was a kid, my dad would say, "What kind of haircut do you want?" "Superman!" I'd say. Then he'd cut my hair. Two weeks later: "What kind of haircut do you want?" "Batman!" Same damn haircut. Try it, parents. It costs nothing. Kids are dumb.

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