Remember how Bill O'Reilly used tidal phenomena to definitively establish the existence of God? And how you laughed at him because the moon, and not God, actually does that? He's got a question for you: How'd the moon get there?

Really. It's in this video. HOW DID THE MOON GET THERE, YOU PINHEAD? Moreover, how come we have a moon, and Mars does not? (EDITOR'S NOTE: Mars has two moons.) The answer is God, who exists, put it there. Next question.

[via Wonkette]