Today at Gawker.TV, Cameron Diaz bought her weed from Snoop Dogg in high school, Aziz Ansari gives Parks & Recreation new credits, Modern Family's "zesty sex," and Olivia Munn beats Kathie Lee and Hoda at their own (drinking) game.

Olivia Munn Out-drinks Kathie Lee and Hoda on Today
Continuing her promotion for NBC's Perfect Couples, Olivia Munn made her way onto the 4th hour of Today and was stoked for some day-drinking. Inside, she addresses her controversial Maxim cover, why she's single, and pounds glasses of wine. Bravo!

Parks and Recreation Gets a New Opening Title, Courtesy Aziz Ansari
Happy "Parks & Rec is back" day! The show continues its streak of hilarious viral videos this week with Aziz Ansari's creative new credit sequence. Let's just say that it features a lot of Aziz (and nobody else.)

Natalie Portman Drops an F-Bomb While Talking About No Strings Attached's Working Title
On Conan, Natalie Portman reveals the proposed titles for No Strings Attached including the original title Fuck Buddies. She also put herself on the bubble for the "Oscar Winner F-Bomb Hall of Fame".

Modern Family: Phil and Claire Caught Having "Zesty" Sex
Yeah, there's no way I can really top that headline. So... you know, watch the clip from last night's Modern Family and react appropriately (gag, puke, die) inside.

Cameron Diaz Bought Weed From Snoop Dogg in High School
On Lopez Tonight, Cameron Diaz told viewers that she has been "green" for a very long time. Not only does she drive a Prius, but Cammie used to smoke pot in high school.