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Actress Kelly Preston just gave birth to the spawn of actor John Travolta. In complete silence. But it's not weird at all! As Preston explained on the Today show, it's all part of Scientology's very scientific theories about, uh, something.

Says Preston:

L. Ron Hubbard found that the single source of aberration, of psychosomatic illnesses, stress, fears, worry, things like that, have to do with the reactive mind, and in that part of the mind is different words and commands that can come back to affect you later in your life.

That sounds totally real and scientific and normal! And not at all bizarre and creepy. Nope, nothing creepy about a woman giving birth in a completely silent operating room. Especially not if John Travolta is hanging out in there, in scrubs.