As a young model, America's foremost wet dream Christina Hendricks posed for a trippy Playboy editorial, in which she donned a blonde wig and silver lamé bikini to romp with a greased-up Speedo model and a crazy clown.

According to Playboy blog The Smoking Jacket, Christina's photos accompanied a 1999 story about "summer shooters." (As in, the beverage. Though they kind of look like they're poisoning him, so "honeypot assassin" might also work.) [The Smoking Jacket via Warming Glow]