Even from rehab, Demi competes with Miley for the Disney Girls Gone Wild crown. Britney's creepy ex might be stalking Lindsay. Natalie Portman might hate Mila Kunis. Diddy's burning woman must cut off her hair. TGIFriday gossip.

Demi Lovato's cleavage brings this week of Disney terror to a close: She may be in rehab, but Demi will not be outshined by bong-ripping Miley Cyrus or Zefudgen's birthday break up. Apparently the back-up dancers who tattle on Demi also like to take (and leak?) sexy pictures of her, like these not terribly racy ones that are getting played as a "leaked photo scandal" nonetheless. (The one with orange hair is the one she punched.) Does anyone know where Anna Oliver was when this was going down? [Superficial]

  • Tony Romo got engaged to girlfriend Candice Crawford, beauty queen and little sister of Chace. Somewhere in Hollywood, Jessica Simpson excuses herself politely and shuts herself in her bedroom, where slams her closet door, pounds her forehead against the wall, and muffles a scream. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan has now been sober for 100 days, and as brain function returns, she is realizing that Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend—creepster starfucker Sam Lutfi, the guy with the treasure trail beard who dated Britney during her descent into madness, forcing her conservators to slap him with a restraining order—is stalking her. Or, so suspect LiLo's "people," who are ramping up her security, and say Lutfi falsely identifies himself as "Mike from TMZ" when he calls to warn Lindsay to "distance herself from Dina." (Hmm maybe he's not totally insane?) Lutfi says this is not true, but adds that LiLo calls him all the time, and they are totally besties, even though she says she doesn't know him at all. Eeshies. [TMZ, Radar]
  • Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton still talk. Quick, alert the Aniston! This is just the precedent she was waiting for. [Us]

Diddy on the girl whose hair caught fire at his party: "At a Diddy party, if something ain't broke… you gotta get back in the tub." Meanwhile, hairflagration victim Miyoki Jones—a self-described "paid model" who was working, not partying, at Diddy's highly flammable soiree—is planning a "Halle Berry" hairdo next. She says Diddy was very kind to her and she is physically fine. [TMZ, TMZ, image via Miyoki's MySpace]

  • "Natalie Portman is livid at Black Swan costar Mila Kunis" because she can't stand Mila stealing any of her award-season attention! "It's like when Jennifer Hudston stole every single scene from Beyonce." Maybe they'll get in a fight, and accidentally make-out again. [Enquirer]
  • Julia Stiles is not homewrecker: "I have absolutely nothing to do with the split between Michael [C. Hall] and Jennifer [Carpenter]." Like soldiers, starlets should get imminent danger pay when they enter work environments that include messy divorces, because no matter what, they will get blamed. [Us, TMZ]
  • Olivia Wilde's royal Italian husband thinks seeing her kiss other dudes is a "turn-on." This is ripe for kinky rumormongering, though I'm not quite sure what. [Us]
  • In other leaked sexiness news, here's a video of Kendra Wilkinson stripping. And thus concludes the sleaziest Gossip Roundup ever. Every time I start with Disney, it just devolves into porn. Story of our mass media lives. [NSFW Fleshbot]