Katy Perry's management forces Vh1 to redo the photoshopping of her boobs. Eva Longoria divorced her husband over romantic text messages, possibly to his teammate's wife. Dina Lohan wants to sue Glee. Thursday gossip isn't ready for its close-up.

Katy Perry's "team" demanded Vh1 retouch a pin-up poster for Katy's upcoming "Divas Salute the Troops" performance because her boobs were way too big in the original. But in the final version, her boobs appear to be their usual robust 34D, don't they? I'm guessing the problem was that the original retoucher pumped them up way too far, so Vh1 had to tone it back down. Meanwhile, nobody seems concerned that Katy's eyes are a totally different color than usual. New game: Mr. Potato T&A. [Us, image via Bauer-Griffin]

  • A newly betrothed Kate Middleton visited Westminster Abbey this morning. She's checking out sites for her wedding to Prince William. [Daily Mail]
  • George Clooney on passing the "Sexiest Man Alive" crown to Ryan Reynolds: "I'm very happy for him. I'm also happy it's not Brad." [People]
  • Turns out Eva Longoria really did file for divorce from San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker. Apparently she found "hundreds of text messages from another woman on Parker's phone." Another pro athlete sext scandal? Or harmless "flirtation"? [Extra]

But wait, it gets juicier: Tony Parker's "other woman" may have been the wife of fellow San Antonio Spurs player Brent Barry. (The Barrys are believed to be divorcing.) This news broke on a Sports Illustrated reporter's Twitter, which is a brutally brief medium for broken marriages. Here's a Facebook picture of Tony, Eva, Brent, and Erin Barry together. [TMZ, @BryanAGraham]

  • Speaking of Facebook, Tony and Eva released matching sad-but-dignified statements about the divorce. They "pray for each other's happiness." [Eva Longoria's Facebook, Tony Parker's Facebook]
  • Newly single, convalescing equestrian billionaire heiress Georgina Bloomberg is shopping a video of herself falling off her horse and fracturing her spine to TV networks. She plans to donate the proceeds to a medical foundation. [P6]
  • Heidi Montag's mom has a booking agent and charges $5000 per appearance. Apparently she talks about body image issues and "creating a separate identity from your children." [Radar]
  • Cee-Lo Green on Gwyneth Paltrow's version of "F— You" on Glee: "I think she did awesome… I didn't really realize how accomplished she was as a vocalist. She sounded great. She sounded better than me!" [Us]
  • Speaking of Glee, Dina Lohan wants to sue them because a fictional character made a joke about Lindsay. Instead of showing the hip Spanish teacher asking students to translate the phrase "Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?" they should have had her say, "Dina Lohan is totally crazy, no question." [GossipCop]
  • News from Hollywood's most wretched feud: Oksana Grigorieva gave her first televised interview last night and said Mel Gibson "hit me, choked me, brandished a gun." The interview was timed to coincide with Mel's lawyers going to court to try to strip Oksana of custody of her daughter. [Us, TMZ]
  • Alanis Morissette announced her baby's gender: Boy. [Us]
  • Speaking of babies, American Idol star Chris Daughtry's wife gave birth to twins: Adalynn Rose was 6 lbs., 5 oz., and Noah James was 5 lbs., 5 oz. I enjoy the tradition of announcing newborns' weights, like tiny, adorable cattle competing for ribbons as a fair. [Daughtry's Official Site via Us]