Lil Wayne can't drink for three years—but what's in that glass next to him? Miley Cyrus was also caught drinking (sort of) illegally. Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are not getting engaged. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is a wrap.

  • Rapper Lil Wayne can't drink alcohol during his three years of probation according to court documents. So, as Animal New York points out, that cognac-colored drink in the snifter next to Lil Wayne in this Twitter picture taken right after he was released must be apple juice or cherry soda or something. And it seem like not the right move to host a bash for Lil Wayne at a strip club which reportedly already features 48 bottles of $700-dollar PJ Rose Perrier-Jouet. Guess he'll have to just look at all that booze, like he was doing in this picture. [TMZ, Animal New York]
  • Shoot, Katy Perry says she'll never do a Playboy spread. "I like to play [the sexy] card because it's fun and definitely in my deck, but I like to tease." This sounds like a challenge to Hugh Hefner. Come on, huh, everyone has their price! [People]
  • Country singer Leann Rimes is showing us how Twitter has changed forever how we communicate. She's pissed that E! News reported a "150% untrue" story about her getting engaged to her boyfriend, actor Eddie Cibrian, who she stole away from his wife. Rimes writes: "Nothing has been "exclusively" broken E News except maybe some of your credibility, sorry...I'M PREGNANT TOO!!! LOL." Twitter is the biggest development in communications since moveable type printing press, and Leann Rimes is like a modern-day Gutenberg… which makes her tweets the Bible. Shit, metaphor spinning out of control. [Leann Rime's Twitter, E!]
  • Baseball player Alex Rodriguez split up with Cameron Diaz last month. Now he's on the prowl: At a party A-Rod was "a hit with the ladies, with several women just walking up and giving him their phone number." Is this gossip, or just a scientific description of what it's like to be a pro athlete? [P6]
  • Betty White made a joke about doing it with Charlie Chaplin. Cause she's old. [P6]
  • Uh oh, 17-year-old Miley Cyrus was caught drinking a beer in Spain, where the drinking age is 18! Except underaged drinking is "no big deal" in Spain. So, no big deal. Except the International Institute for Alcohol Awareness is pissed because she's going to make other kids drink… I guess in America, where it is a big deal. [TMZ, TMZ]
  • Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are engaged. What does Nick's ex-wife, Jessica Simpson think about it? A friend tell's Popeater: "Nick was the love of her life then, man, and he was her first, so she will always have a very special place in her heart for him. She's deeply saddened." Jessica, your sorrow is a mountain. Get over it. [Popeater]
  • A former contestant on The Bachelorette, 35-year-old Julien Hug, committed suicide earlier this week. [People]