Uma Has White Powder All Over Her Nose (and Eyes and Chin)
Uma Thurman did which of the following at a gala last night? a) Buried her face in cocaine; b) shot a Pulp Fiction sequel; c) pissed off her makeup artist; or d) ate a powdered sugar doughnut, messily. Let's investigate.
From every angle and in every light, Uma appeared to have powder all over her face at an event for the Feminist Press at the City University of New York. (Click any image below to enlarge.)
Why didn't her friend Mira Nair tell her?
I'm guessing camera flashes were part of the problem—but can they really cause this much of a problem? In this photo, the powder crisis has waned somewhat—but not entirely! There are still great chunks of chalky silt all over her proboscis.
She and Nicole Kidman should start a club. [All images via Getty]