Need a Halloween costume, but don't want to dress any differently than your usual woefully stereotypical fauxhemian garb? American Apparel has you covered.

The Frisky directs us to the useful fact that AA now sells Halloween costumes! They are simply normal American Apparel clothes with fancifully themed titles. Observe:

High School Wrestler

Dead Ballerina

Plastic Doll

Lonely Lady

Dov Charney

The last one we made up. It could work, though.

[The Frisky]