The Waldorf might have bedbugs. Yes, that Waldorf, the schmancy hotel that invented a salad, where rooms cost $730 a night. But the itchy menace has penetrated every vaunted institution in America! No building, palace, or visiting dignitary is safe!

Here's a list of places you thought were safe, but aren't.

"It's fairly common to have a couple of bedbugs brought in by an individual," the Department of Health announced during their bedbug infestation. In other words: Everyone is at risk! Panic!