Behold, the "Blog Writer Dress" and "Blog Editor Dress," from a store that also sells a "Literary Arts Dress," "Journalism Dress," and "Texture Message Dress." By assessing these outfits' relative cuteness, we can figure which kind of writing is best.

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Conclusion: Artsy writers are bright and desirable; blog writers are boring frumps (their editors are OK, though); and text messaging is medium of choice for cheap skanks. Yeah, that sounds about right. []