Heavily leveraged (read: bankrupt) Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Guidice did an interview with In Touch Weekly and they have "unearthed" pictures of her and husband Joe from 1984. How much do you think the tabloid had to pay?

Teresa is already auctioning off the rest of her possessions, why not cash in with some old photos of her in a graphic sweater and Joe with a mullet? They couldn't be more '80s Jersey stereotypes if they were extras in Working Girl. We all have horrible pictures filled with fashion disasters from our youth, but at least Teresa has the opportunity to make some money off of hers. In her interview, Teresa says that she got suspended from high school for giving another girl a black eye. It seems like the outfits have changed, but our Teresa stays the same.