This Is a Monkey Riding a Pig, and It Will Not Burn Any Korans
It's been a hard week, between the Koran-burning man, and the enormous explosion in California, and the accusations of war crimes. You deserve a massage and a cold drink. But more than that: You deserve a monkey riding a pig.
Make sure you watch until near the end, when the monkey is briefly not riding the pig. Why drink yourself into a stupor when you have animals engaging in vaguely human behavior?