Has Momsen finally crossed over from "teen angst" to "budding serial killer"? Dennis Rodman's six-woman orgy caught on live microphone. Danielle Staub says Teresa is hairy as an ape. Wednesday's gossip will make you recoil in horror.

  • Has Gossip Girl star and tween rocker Taylor Momsen crossed the line from "teen angst" to "budding serial killer"? Ben Phillips, a guitarist in her band, says she's a pervy pyro: "Taylor loves fire. I shouldn't say this. One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early—she'd just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out." I've long wondered how the adults who get paid to play back-up for Taylor deal with the humiliation. Answer: With their tongues in their cheeks. "Taylor loves setting things on fire, so this is great. Taylor thinks we're some rock 'n' roll badasses," said Phillips. [MTV, image via Pacific Coast News]
  • Donald Trump is a lucky charm. He sat in Caroline Wozniacki's U.S. Open box, and then she beat Maria Sharapova. Hey, I have a business idea: Pocket-sized Donald Trumps. Luckier than your lucky socks, more portable than a horseshoe. [P6]

Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub gave a catty interview to trashiest magazine in America Steppin' Out, and said Teresa Giudice needs plastic surgery: "She needs a hairline revision. Planet of the Apes has nothing on her! She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like?" Prince is "the best kisser in the world" and her co-stars are in the mob. [SteppinOut print edition]

  • Rumor has it Paris Hilton and Brooke Mueller—the estranged, abused wife of Charlie Sheen—are filming a reality show about "lifestyles." Mysterious! [TMZ]
  • Dennis Rodman reportedly took six girls to his room during a hotel party—with a live microphone in his pocket. (Wasn't that a plot point in Gossip Girl?) "Rodman had quite a lot to drink and had been making shout-outs n the mike. He headed up to his room with six girls. Then, the net thing you could hear through the speakers downstairs was Rodman describing in full sexual detail what he wanted to do to them. Organizers pulled the plug." Knowing a baller PR gambit when he sees one, Rodman's agent confirmed that his 49-year-old client totally boned six chicks "unaware" it was being broadcast. [P6]
  • 9-year-old Wilow Smith—precociously stylish daughter of Will and Jada Pinkett—has released her first single, "Whip My Hair." [RapUp]
  • Serena Williams has a thing for musicians. She broke up with Common in May, and now she's reportedly asking for an introduction to Drake, who is five years her junior and once raved, "I love older women... I love experience and maturity." [P6]
  • Not content to wait around for Heidi Montag to release their lesbian sex tape, Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon is taking matters into her own hands the tragic victim of a "reputable third party" who is leaking a tape of her banging boyfriend and Smallville actor Sam Jones III. [TMZ]

Anna Wintour once put LeBron James on a cover, and now she has set her sights on another tall, handsome basketballer: Amar'e Stoudemire, the Knicks' $100 million man, received a personal invite to Fashion's Night Out. "Amar'e wasn't planning on going out last night, but he changed his mind after getting the invite from Anna." Nuclear Wintour's thaw affects even the manliest of pro athletes. [P6]

  • Niecey Nash is engaged to boyfriend Jay Tucker. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Mike Tyson and his third wife are expecting Mike's eighth child, a little boy. Mazel tov! This will be their first child since the tragic freak accident death of four-year-old daughter Exodus. [Radar]