Last night, tween screams filled the air as Justin Bieber, with the angelic voice of "an electrified chipmunk," performed in Madison Square Garden. Elsewhere in New York, hero newsman Pat Kiernan got his Justin Bieber haircut on.

Here he is: sober yet good-natured NY1 news anchor Pat Kiernan trying out the Bieber look. Now all you ladies have a grown man to project your inappropriate fantasies onto. Everybody wins.