North Korea was recently discovered to have both a whore-obsessed Twitter account and a Facebook page soliciting hot man on man communal love. Or maybe not: The regime says its sexy profiles are, uh, tricks of the capitalist running dogs.
"This is the hypocrisy of a society that calls itself ‘democratic' but is in reality fearful of the ideological power and influence from our side," North Korea spokesman Cao de Benos tells Forbes. "There is plenty of misinformation, speculation and sensationalism regarding the reality of North Korea... Such websites [as the Facebook and Twitter accounts] will never be run by our Government directly." Translation: Our "friend" the Uriminzokkiri English newspaper of North Korea set those up for us. He is such a prankster, when not swearing lifelong allegiance to Dear Leader ninety times a day. Gay, us? Lol!