Two guys who have permits to carry concealed handguns in New York: Fox News evil toadish mastermind Roger Ailes, and American tough guy Sean Hannity. Why so scared, fellas? Ailes, at least, can blame his paranoid insanity.

John Cook got a 445-page list of NYC's concealed gun permit-holders (which also includes Howard Stern, Don Imus, Donald Trump, and others). The fact that Ailes is on there should make you flash back to the NYT's profile of the man earlier this year, in which he said, among other statements of clear insanity: "I've got a bad leg, I'm a little overweight, so I can't run fast, but I will fight." This, from a man with his own personal corporate security team and cameras monitoring his surroundings at all times.

Hannity: I guess is just your run-of-the-mill scaredy-cat.

[The Upshot. Pic: Getty]