Sex tapes: Not just for D-list celebrities anymore! Puerto Rican drug lord Junior Capsula (real name: Jose Figueroa Agosto) has one featuring multiple women, and it's "selling like hotcakes" in the Dominican Republic. Guanabee put together a PG clip:

(The entire thing is available on file sharing websites just a quick Google away, if you're really desperate.)

The tape, which was apparently leaked by Dominican police who had confiscated it after a police chase in Santo Domingo, is so popular that its price on the street has doubled—from $1.50 to $3.00—and 17 people have been arrested over the illegal leak. All Junior needs to do now is pitch a reality show! Uh, and get out of jail.


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