A Florida church called the Dove World Outreach Center, in keeping with its pledge to "stand up for righteousness," is hosting "International Burn a Koran Day" on September 11. But only after the "No Homo Mayor" protest next month.

Pastor Terry Jones is a man of his word. He will stand up for his beliefs and preach the word of God from his pulpit at the Dove World Outreach Center, non-believers be damned. "International Burn a Koran Day" is simply a manifestation of Jones's love for the Lord Jesus Christ, and his quest to crush evildoers around the world:

Apostolic worship which is a conscious, deliberate effort during worship to change the spiritual world, that then works its way out into the natural world and becomes visible as victory over the enemy.

Who is "the enemy?" Muslims and gays, of course. If you need proof, just a few days ago some heathens vandalized the church's "Islam is of the Devil" road signs. And what sort of criminals would do this, you might ask? Homosexuals! From the church's blog:

Free speech is hated by homosexuals and they do not like to hear the truth about their perverted lifestyle. We are protesting our openly homosexual Mayor Aug 2. Maybe they did it, (not the Mayor himself, surely) but the more likely trigger for this attack is the burn a Koran Day plan.

Try and wrap your head around that one! On August 2nd, Jones is holding a protest against the mayor of Gainesville, the "No Homo Mayor Protest." And church member Fran Ingram will tell you why:

What is homosexuality? Detestable, indecent, wicked, offensive, perverted, shameful, unnatural, degrading, impure, futile, foolish, godless, dishonorable, a lie.

The first person to email us video of Pastor Terry Jones smoking ice midway through an orgy with young men gets a (modest) prize.

[Pew Forum via Claire Buoyant; Image via Dove World]