Jon Gosselin went to a tattoo parlor called Never Say Die. He got a tattoo of an "all encompassing" dragon. "It has all parts of the zodiac," he says, signifying "rebirth." Thus ends the 40 douchiest words of our lives. got the exclusive on this one. And, no, it's not a literal Ed Hardy shirt—just the metaphorical Ed Hardy shirt that is the pattern of Jon's soul. Read Jon's many thoughts about his tattoo at []