Remember our close artistic visionary friend, Dan Lacey, pancake painter to the stars and maker of whims coming true? Yes. Well, he's being subpoenaed by insane birther queen and aspiring California politico Orly Taitz. Because of... conspiracy?

Mother Jones has the full story of why this crazy woman is suing this painter of funny paintings, and it's not just because she doesn't want to get a reputation for giving birth to pancakes. It's because of... stuff like...

"Recent article by Washington burro [sic] correspondent Stephanie Mencimer shows that "artist" Dan Lacey, who painted despicable art work series "Birther Orly Taitz", showing Taitz nude, with her legs spread, giving birth and holding bloody placenta...At this time Taitz cannot state with certainty who paid Dan Lacey, however it is common knowledge, that Billionaire George Soros, one of the biggest backers of Obama, through his organization, has commissioned numerous artists to promote Obama and denigrate his opponents and critics."

So anyhow, you can give money to Dan Lacey's legal defense. Find out how!