Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis—the last man we can safely call a douchebag—sent us some half-literate legal threats after we named him Douche of the Decade. What's Joe up to now? Sending half-literate legal threats to bloggers, still.

Evil Beet Gossip posted this threatening cease-and-desist letter they received yesterday from, ha, a paralegal:

One problem: the letter cites a post on, which Evil Beet Gossip doesn't own. Haha. Joe, maybe you should look into some PR help?

[Evil Beet Gossip]