Last week, Michael discovered his new girlfriend was already married and that he was the "other guy." Last night we assumed that he'd end the relationship, but instead he made a series of decisions and statements that simply sickened us.

He and Andy decided to see Michael's competition in action at his job as a High School baseball coach. The most infuriating part of it all was Michael's remarks after speaking to the poor guy. He says he felt like "James-Frickin'-Bond."

After that, the two returned to the office, where Michael's decisions were met with disgust by his coworkers.

In positive news, Dwight and Angela are back on—for the sake of procreation. Angela prepared a document that requires the pair two have intercourse at least five times.

[via Hulu]