Rihanna Proves You Can't Moonwalk in Stilettos
Performing in Hamburg last week, Rihanna turned around, dropped her microphone, and attempted a moonwalk—but ended up tiptoe-tottering backwards in pathetic slow motion instead.
Thus, Rihanna conclusively proves two principle of Michael Jackson dance moves:
1. They cannot be performed in high heels.
2. No matter who you are, they are always better in your head.