The president's tax return shows he made $5.5 million last year, mostly on book sales. That's not even counting his $1.4 million Nobel Peace Prize purse, transferred to charity. Obviously, he paid more taxes than like 100 teabaggers combined.

Obama's total tax bill was just under $1.8 million, and the president overpaid that by $8,287, about a third of his refund last year. No pony for Malia. Meanwhile sad Joe Biden earned just $333,182, including his wife's income. That's less than Obama donated to charity, even before you start counting his Nobel contribution. Why won't the president bring socialist wealth redistribution to the executive branch, finally?

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