What can appeal to kids and adults alike? Dairy Queen Blizzards! In this clip, Miss America, Caressa Cameron, briefly mentions that the Blizzard tour is for children's education and instead focuses on the ridiculous looking Blizzard mobile.

What is in the Blizzard mobile you ask? Well, everything that makes America American! There is free ice cream and the "Blizzard Blaster" where future consumers of America can get coupons for products they don't need. Hooray! Oh and as a bonus, the clip ends with the worst news transition we've ever seen.