The Teabaggers are having a film festival! The First TPN Conservative Film Festival will take place in Vegas this July, with prizes for features, shorts, and music videos. Let's help them pick some winners.

First, the music videos.

There is Elvis.

And this poor girl, who will not let anyone embed her music video of her special new lyrics to the most controversial of all Michael Jackson singles, even though it is so, so good.

This video begins with a child reading the preamble to the Constitution, which is always a winner.

But here is my vote for BEST PICTURE:

[Via Kurt Andersen]