James Cameron announced his hatred of Beck for the past three years because Beck called him "the anti-Christ". Last night, Beck responded to Cameron's comments on his show. So two people nobody likes don't like each other? Weird.

So here's the history of this "feud":

· Glenn Beck calls James Cameron the antichrist in 2007 because of Titanic and Celine Dion's song in Titanic.
· James Cameron waits three years to respond to these harsh words by Beck by calling Beck a "fucking asshole."
· Beck then responds in a segment that he doesn't even remember saying those words
· Beck then continues to fan the flames by saying the following:

This guy has carried around this joke around for three long years ... the guy's making a billion dollars on a Smurf-murdering movie and he's stewing about a joke nobody heard on a network that nobody watched.

Can we just get this over with? They're both fucking assholes, one of them is probably the anti-Christ, and if they're going to resolve this, they should do it publicly with a to-the-death bare-knuckle boxing match in a vat of the same goo that keeps Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes alive.