Bond No. 9, which has been marketing the smells of New York for years, announced that it's distilling the essence of the High Line. So what's New York's newest park going to smell like?

Well, the top notes will be cardamom, lavender, rusty railroad tracks, and entitlement. The undernotes will be overpriced real estate, bum sweat, uncleaned-up Labridoodle poop, stroller wheels, David Bowie's pocket lint, the condoms gumming up the Standard Hotel's plumbing, and vanilla. It's only $220 for a 100ml bottle.

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