We received a text from a tipster at 5.08am saying: "Mike's apt is on fire right now! Black eyed peas and axl!" Which, using our young-people translator, we deduce means a breakfast meeting of musical minds occurred at the hotspot.

Said peas and aforementioned Axl are not the only ones who've enjoyed a pickle at the strange new venue this week. Judging solely by emails, text messages and mentions, it seems everyone with any claim at all to downtown cred has been through. (Except Neel Shah of Page Six who tells us he refuses to attend on some kind of absurd principle.)