The Texas Court of Appeals ruled that a condemned man's execution should go forward even though the judge in his case was sleeping with the prosecutor. And the judge in question has an unintentionally comical rebuke, for her detractors!

Judge Verla Sue Holland (pictured) has had just about enough of this Death Row inmate, Charles Hood, "assassinating [her] reputation" (he's now appealing to the Supreme Court) just because she sentenced him to death after boning the man prosecuting his case. "She was 'tired of laying over,' she said, and 'getting licked without any input.'" Judge Verla Sue Holland demands input prior to being licked! Go, Texas! [NYT. Pic via]