Just How Stoned Was Bruce Willis This Morning?
There was something that was just a bit... off about Bruce Willis' appearance on Good Morning America today. He was attempting to promote Cop Out, but it seemed like someone slipped a Xanax—or six, into his morning coffee.
He seems about as excited to be doing this interview as he would be if you asked him to voluntarily undergo a root canal. And even though they carried the facade throughout the interview that he's "not much of a morning person", it seems that he doesn't seem to be much of a functioning person. They may as well have interviewed a jar of mayonnaise for six minutes. I half expected him to just fall asleep and start snoring in his chair while he was listing off actors co-starring in his next movie.
And a tip of the hat goes out to the one and only lobstr for the tip.