You guys, our sistah from anotha mistah Kayla Patterson, a dedicated Twilight fan, is reeeally mad at Universal. Why? Because their movie The Wolfman, starring Benicio del Toro as himself, totally copied the whole werewolf thing from New Moon, right???

That is sort of what an actual person actually argued, in an actual email that was allegedly sent to the actual Universal Pictures movie studio in essence addressed to Universal, but sent to a site called Latino Review. Kyla is a crazed Twihard (or Twilighter, it's sort of like the Trekkie vs. Trekker debate) fan and she just can't stand seeing Stephenie Meyer's beautiful from-whole-cloth invention, which is werewolves, copied and ruined. Look, look:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remakingof the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet*? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.

I can't even! That's just like insane and wonderful in every possible way. God bless America. Angel Moroni bless Stephenie Meyer. And thank heavens to Film Drunk, where we found this beautiful missive.

Also: WTF is up with that picture? That's totally not Taylor Lautner. Is there some sort of B movie version of "Twilight" out there?