How to Put Your Fat Kid to Work
A Los Angeles-based "production company" is casting for an "obese/overweight toddler" for an afternoon shoot. We hope this is a joke, but we fear it is not.
The casting notice:
CASTING OBESE/OVERWEIGHT TODDLER
$464 FOR 1-3 HR. SHOOT
Production company seeks Obese/Overweight kids 3-5 yrs for 1afternoon of work.
All ethnicities. Kids MUST clearly be physically obese/fat.
Very short time commitment - 1 to 3 hrs if selected.
Pay is $464.
You must live within 2 hours of the Los Angeles area to be considered for this project.
Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com, and email ALL the information requested below ASAP to:
Be sure to include:
1. Parent Name (first and last)
2. Child's First Name
3. Contact Phone number(s)
4. Your Child's age
5. City/zip you live in
6. Picture(s) of your Overweight Toddler
7. Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com