I don't know what's grosser here: The gleeful pervert grinning at ultimate fighter and former Fear Factor host Joe Rogan, or that Joe uses a soundtrack of pig snorts, whips, and the phrase "Ride 'em cowboy" for this video.

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Actor turned action figure Rogan has had trouble drawing boundaries with his adoring public before, which perhaps explains why what could have been a satisfying pervert takedown in the manner of this, this, or this ended up as uncomfortable for the viewer as for the perved-upon star. Maybe it's because Rogan and his friends are kind of scary. Plus, sexually harassing ultimate fighters in their place of violence seems dangerous. So perv kid, if you're out there: Get a sense of shame, get a sense of clear and present danger, and get your porn on the internet like everybody else. [TotalProSports]