Insane Clown Posse's new movie Big Money Rustlas premiered last night. And judging from the trailer, it looks to be a Tour de Force. If Tour de Force was French for worst thing ever made of all time ever.

Fittingly, the premiere for this movie was in Detroit, where they have absolutely nothing to look forward to other than the complete and total collapse of their infrastructure and this. Mensa members Juggalos (fans of Horrorcore, or in layman's terms—the worst music ever to grace this planet, including Reggaeton sung by fat children), braved the frigid temperatures to see the movie. One person drove from freaking Kentucky to go to the premiere.

"To be able to go to a premiere like this is awesome," said Bassett, who celebrated his 37th birthday Saturday.

Yes, you read that right. THIRTY SEVEN. A 37-year-old human being literally spent days to see the premiere of a comedy western starring people in clown make-up and cowboy hats who became famous for singing about murdering your parents. Gruh???

It's hard to really determine what is more baffling, the movie itself or the throngs of fans dying to see it. Perhaps those are questions better left unanswered. But I will make one suggestion: They should have let a chimp be the Director of Photography.

In any case, I'll bittorrent it tonight and have a thorough review for you tomorrow or my name isn't Shaggy 2 Dope (it isn't).

The Detroit News

[via Videogum]