We have hung on every ridiculous word uttered by the guidos of the Jersey Shore. Tonight is their final episode (for now) and in celebration we have a collection of their best sayings.

That's right, this is the end of the greatest sociological experiment of our time. Things will never be the same after this. We have learned a bunch from these four men and four women, including their unique philosophies on guido life, girls, talking shit, picking fights, and surviving getting punched in the face in a bar. Let us drunkenly stumble down the boardwalk of time to reminisce. And don't forget to pop into our final Jersey Shore live blog tonight starting at 9pm. There will be even more ludicrousness to ponder.

[A big fist pump to Mike "The Tan-Gent" Byhoff for making the video]