Some seriously intrepid reporter from Europe's boot recently grabbed David Beckham's crotch as a crass stunt — she wanted to see if the real thing compared to his underwear ads — and then didn't get in trouble, like at all.

The woman was dragged away by security, but she later chased the soccer player down the street and then aired the whole thing on her TV show, with impunity. TMZ cries sexist double standard, because a man could never do that to a lady and get away with it. But we're wondering if the real double standard they're mad about is that they're like totally not allowed to crotch-grab celebrities. They asked, and Harvey said no.