Just what the world needs in these heady times: A reality TV show is casting for little gay elves (us) to help farty straight boys and girls (them) figure out how to date each other. A gay man's forte!

OK, to be fair they're looking for lesbian and transgendered people too—all types of sexfreaks. Still problematic, though! Basically they want "Wingmen and Wingwomen", magical queer relationship fairies ("Between the ages of 18 and 30"!!), to help regulars with their love lives. Which is just so late '90s/early '00s. We're a post-Next Best Thing culture now, one entrenched in a bloody and frustrating war for real important things and — oh, fuck it. Sounds fun! [Queerty]