They grow up so fast! The artist formerly known as Lil' Bow Wow—now just Bow Wow—live-tweeted his wild New Year's partying, including driving his "lambo" while "so fucked up" before handing the wheel over to Chris Brown.

Naturally, he has since tweleted and apologized. But seriously, what a jackass. After tweeting "Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tipsy as fuck. Just left @livmiami," Bow Wow added (and ultimately deleted):

In case the elegant admission of jackassery is lost in translation:

  • Im fucked up!!! = I am drunk.
  • Y i drive the lambo = I am driving my lamborghini now. I should not be.
  • Chris might have to drive after next spot = As in, I'm driving it right now, while tweeting, and I'm so trashed I think I'll ask Chris Brown to drive next, because after beating up Rihanna he had to go sober. But first: another party!

In what can only be described as a monster hangover, Bow Wow apologized this morning:

TMZ reports that the tweets are not enough for an arrest. [TMZ] [BowWow]