The hardest part about working for Bonnie Fuller at Us Weekly was pretending to care about the often unknowable, usually banal questions that filled story meetings. Now at HollywoodLife, Fuller's Twitter account allows you to experience her relentess short-attention-span curiosity.

Here are some of the mysteries of life puzzling Fuller over the holidays:

Fuller responds to this item on Twitter with a couple more questions: "Slow week at gawker... or what?" "But gawker, I do have another mystery that's puzzling me... how many couples have his n her mugshots???"