If a face is a person's calling card, this star just ordered a new box of 5,000. Also reordering are a actress who wants her ex back and a socialite who wanted to reschedule a funeral. Here's my card!

1. "This actress was very quiet during the entire holiday season. Although she has a big project coming up this year, she simply disappeared over a month ago and hasn't been seen or heard from since. We haven't seen a single photo of her shopping for gifts, or dishing up food for the homeless on Thanksgiving, or gathered with the family round the Holiday Tree. We found out that she's been keeping a low profile because she just had her face freshened up. It was a major overhaul and she bruised pretty badly. When you see her, you will know it. It's a pretty good job. She simply looks like a slightly surprised younger version of herself. Let's just hope, however, that she doesn't behave like the younger version of herself." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This actress dated a lead singer in a band a while back. The two were very much in love and the singer's music reflects this in some of his songs. We hear that the actress, although in a different relationship now is secretly hankering to get back together with her former lover. She keeps all of his music on her iPod and follows his Twitter, Facebook, and web page religiously. Not Charlize Theron." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Which Palm Beach faux-cialite has more money than class and a very busy schedule? When a close friend passed away earlier this month, the funeral conflicted with a luncheon canasta game she was hosting, so she called the grieving family (on the day her friend lost a long battle with cancer) and asked that they reschedule the funeral so she could have her card game and pay respects to her friend, whom she "loved dearly." When the family declined to reschedule the funeral, the socialite did not attend. Her canasta game went on as planned." [P6]

4. "It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she's been trying to change the course. So she's gone back to the major player who tried to make it happen for her the first time. There was an arrangement back then – her sexual services for his professional services – and apparently the same arrangement was resurrected recently in the hopes that she'll finally confirm a juicy role to kickstart a stagnant career.

Never mind that he's married. His wife benefits handsomely from his generosity and while he may not fulfill her with fidelity, he certainly makes up for it through client exchange. Probably better that way. And given what he looks like, it totally makes sense. But he is a legend in the business both for his accomplishments and for the way he leads these ladies to their accomplishments, counting a couple of award winners and a few box office heavyweights on his resumé…which is why he quickly tired of our poor girl and discarded her.

But not before drying her out. One day late summer, they were joined in a hotel suite by a third gentleman (identity insignificant), both of them enjoying her as she allowed herself to be taken, and, um, decorated appropriately, all for a reward at the end of the session – the privilege of simply looking at a script, no promise, no confirmation…just an advance read. And a suggestion to show up at a premiere for a few introductions. She is so desperate, it's been so meagre, she submitted to the humiliation although gamely seems to have enjoyed it. An actor after all, obviously able to shut out her husband and child waiting for her back at home.

And then he just cut it off. Told her he could no longer help her. That her body in his bed was no longer required. Which of course only added to her degradation. She tried and tried to offer up more, willing to engage in further depravity, but was only met with rejection. Because he's moved on. He's hunting his next target. A young, nubile, blonde babe with a large profile and a perky rack who so far has been able to resist his advances but is trying to graduate from supporting roles in film, as the fact that she's a headliner on the small screen has not helped with the quality of scripts she's being offered, or with many of her auditions so far. She's currently waiting on a big break and he's trying to make sure it doesn't happen, so that in her disappointment, she'll come running to him, ready to wheel and deal.

Note: there are 4 famous names at play – the reject, the replacement, the power player, and his wife." [LaineyGossip]