Jessica Simpson posted the following video to her Twitter account this evening. In it, hairstylist/BFF Ken Paves tapes Simpson as she attempts ear candling with a pizza box guard—he sings Christmas songs, she grimaces and that's about it.

It seems fitting that Simpson would try ear candling—a practice that has been proven ineffective again and again—but why tape it and post it for the world to see? Is she really that desperate for attention? And, regarding Paves—and in the words of Chandler Bing—could he BE more annoying?

Anyway, here's the video. Good luck getting through the entire thing without wanting to throw you computer out the window, by the way. Let us know how far you made it in the comments!

[Twitter via ONTD]