A senator accepted a bundle of cash; Susan Orlean imbibed something 'hard core;' and Ana Marie Cox touched someone again. The Twitterati had a lot of explaining to do.

Senator Cair McCaskill (D, Missouri) would like you to know she wasn't accepting a bribe from her lover in the cafeteria today. Everything in Congress is so hard.

Cinephile journalist Kristopher Tapley has had it with his idiot mailman.

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The Huffington Post's Jason Linkins has alleged that Air America's Ana Marie Cox touched him unexpectedly. Show us, on the doll. (Not Ana's doll.)

Always with the Twitter self promotion, New York Times' Brian Stelter.

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