This is a classic: a police officer confiscates some pot, bakes it into some brownies with his wife, "overdoses" and dials 911.

Okay, so we've never heard of anybody "overdosing" on weed, but maybe the cop's right and it was laced with something and he just panicked. It happens.

And hey, everyone — even dumb law enforcement agents — needs to experience a terrifying drug trip at some point in their lives, right? What are yours, dearest readers?