This is a real-life, genuine letter from California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to the Sate Assembly, announcing his intention to veto a harmless bill that would've financed the Port of San Francisco. As you can see, it spells out "Fuck You."

And why, exactly, would this completely uncontroversial bill that passed both houses without much fanfare elicit such an odd response from the governor?

Because it was sponsored by Assemblyman Tom Ammiano. Not too long ago, Arnold showed up uninvited at a Democratic party event, and Assemblyman Ammiano politely requested that the governor "kiss my gay ass."

California! What a wonderful place! It is like America's Italy. Except, oddly, with fewer hookers.

Pic from the knife-brandishing budget-cutting threat video he made in July.