So, here is this. It is an amazing four-minute YouTube cartoon, produced by the Republican candidate for Georgia governor, whose name contains the word "Ox." It is called "The Ox vs. King Roy the Rat."

Oxendine actually emailed reporters, last night, to prepare them for this amazing clip. And:

The [event where the ad will be released] is being held at an undisclosed laser-tag facility and is closed to the public. After viewing the commercial, the volunteers will enjoy pizza and laser-tag.

Jesus. Wow. Laser-tag, pizza, new media, yes. If you laugh at this why don't you go back to Hollywood, New York, Washington, or France?

Georgia Gov. Candidate Produces ‘Citizen Kane'-esque Technical Breakthrough Of Our Time [Wonkette]